Not the womens league; these are the Korean special forces!

All dressed in red tees and white trousers, they then proceeded to move out to the road, in almost military precision.

This was shit-your-pants-scary stuff. Combining Winnie Medala’s infamous football squad and Britain’s Special patrol group with the uniformed terror of Iraq’s former Republican guard. All rolled into a red shirt and white pant package.

Though not conspicuous, I tried not to attract their attention.