It’s grass, therefore I mow. It’s plastic, therefore I suck

This school has an artificial grass playing field, it doesn’t need mowing but it does need vaccuuming occassionally.

I had loads of freetime one day and it was sunny, so I decided to walk around on it. I touched the soccer goal box, which was metal, I received a wicked static shock. Who would have thought that walking on artifical grass was tant amount to rubbing two woollen sweaters together.

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