Why me worry if it’s so CAMP?

alfred_e_neumanNot that I minded not doing the (English) camp. It would have been at Elementary school, not my favourite age bracket for students. But over the past 3 weeks I’ve had confirmed that there will be/ won’t be a camp. Four times. Apparently it was a matter of paperwork that the teacher hadn’t done.

Since it never so much as got off the start line, why should I worry?